Cancún, Mexico (Top tourist destination in Mexico and Latin America)

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I bought an eighth of weed off a complete stranger on the beach in front of that huge pink hotel.
Weird making such a hazardous drug deal with a language barrier and currency confusion.

Later that night we went to Senior Frogs and got absolutely smashed.
Leaving the club I had to pee real bad so I walked out into Cancun Bay over a bunch if cypress roots into the trees and relieved myself.

When I got back to the bus stop in front of the club a Cancun cop let me know with hand gestures and broken English he knew I just pissed in the bay and would be jailed unless I paid him a bribe.

I was so insulted when I figured out the currency exchange for how much he wanted ($2.75) that I jumped up on the bench whipped out the wad of money I was carrying and started waving hundreds of dollars in his face while laughing and berating him loudly for being such a pathetic piece of shit.

This went down in front of a packed nightclub with about 30 tourists waiting at the bus stop and my drunken girlfriend screaming at me that I was going to be hauled off to a Mexican jail if I didn’t shut the fuck up.

The cop freaked out, started apologizing, and ran like hell.
Tripped over himself more than once to get away.

Cancun police are pussies and can be bought for the price of a cup of coffee.

If the stupid cop had asked for $500.00 I would have shut up and given it to him but my drunk ass just couldn’t take that $2.75 bribe seriously.

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